Fear Averted
Please note: this is something I found that I had written some years ago, probably in college. It has no date. But I am going to go ahead and publish it. I am not going to edit anything, it is exactly as it was written. He couldn't go to the fair that day with me, so he suggested I go with a friend and have a good time. I took Renee. She enjoyed fair rides immensely, and she was free for the afternoon, so we went. Now, I am very fond of fair rides, but only the ones that spin around. Those things with nasty drops scare the crap out of me. Renee, on the other hand, loved all rides, and especially the big drops. When she saw the enormous slide, she went right for it. This was kinda like those slides that one slides down on top of a potato bag, but it didn't have any potato bags. It was just a free for all, slide on your ass type slide, bright yellow, steep, and vicious. Renee forced me to the top of the slide. I looked...