Is It Newsworthy?
Life can be pretty stressful, particularly around the holidays. Things can seem way out of proportion. So I decided to put into practice "the newsworthy test." Take your problem for the day. In your mind, or out loud, say it in a newscaster's voice. There is no other context in human interaction that a person could get away with such strange emphasis on words and timing as a newscaster. They just pick random words and sing them in the international newscaster's song. So take this voice and state your problem. For example: "Susie's mom gave Susie explicit instructions not to touch the applesauce jar on the kitchen counter top. Susie is too young and not tall enough to successfully remove the jar without incident. This morning, at 7:48 am, Susie did not heed her mother's advice, and dropped the jar on the floor. There was applesauce everywhere!" This is just an example, but if you read it like a newscaster, it sounds ridiculous! As do a lot ...